How To Eat A Girl Out: Boot camp

I’ve always thought of eating a girl out is like planning an attack because if you don’t know what you’re going to die. To plan an attack you must know the following things: her the enemy, things not to do the rules of engagement, sex position where to attack, and lastly the techniques your weapon. So without further delay let boot camp begin!

Phase One: The Enemy & Rules of Engagement

To every good attack you need to know your enemy or else you’ll just ending up failing….really badly. So, how do you know your enemy? It’s simple…just ask her what she likes and from there plan your attack around that.

Now the rules of engagement, this is CRITICAL for the success of the attack. Rule #1 NEVER EVER EVER blow into your partner’s vagina, reason being this can cause an air embolus in her which can result in serious injuries or death (Don’t trust me, trust Medcyclopedia). Rule #2 Don’t be a show off, trying new things out may work in favor for you in the beginning, but once she’s close to climaxing stick with a proven simple technique.

Phase Two: Where To Attack

There are TONS of ways that you could position yourself for an attack, but I personally prefer her being on top of you for a few reasons. The first is that since it takes an average of 20 minutes of good quality work for a woman to orgasm through oral sex, you’re neck won’t get cramped from being in an awkward position and it will prevent your tongue from getting tired. The 2^nd advantage is that it allows your partner to have control over the pressure by either her lifting away from your mouth to have it softer or closer of she wants it rougher.

Phase Three: Your Weapon

The possibilities are literally endless with what you can do here, but for the sake of simplicity and space I’ll show you one technique that will keep things easy on your end but heavenly on hers.

What you’re doing in this technique is the equivalent of “writing a love letter” as Tracy Cox put it in her book Super sex. You would think of a sentence and with each letter in each word of that sentence you’d use your tongue as if it were a pen to write it on her clitoris.

So before I drop you guys off at the front lines just make sure you remember these four things: your enemy, rules of engagement, the where to attack and your weapon on how to eat a girl out. And if you have any other techniques, suggestions or ideas feel free to leave a comment.

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